Overheard in New York

Flyer girl: Macbeth with Patrick Stewart! Tourist: Is that a magician? --TKTS
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Druggie #1: No. Technically, if you don't have anything on you, they can't arrest you. Druggie #2: Are you suggesting we smoke naked? --Columbia University
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Stoner preteen #1: I wonder if we could travel to the sun. Stoner preteen #2: Yeah, dude. I wonder what would happen if we stood on it. Stoner preteen #1: Our feet would totally burn. --R Train
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Girl: I think I have gout. Look at my fat knees! Guy friend: Are you sure you're not just having self-image issues? --Starbucks, 96th & Madison
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Girl: I can't get drunk when you're not. Guy: Why not? Girl: You hit me, you're mean to me, you bite me--the last time you left marks on my boobs! Guy: I never hit you. --125th St & Broadway Overhe...

New wave boy: You're like Lou Reed with a vagina. New wave girl: Since when did he not have one? Random stoner friend: Hey, do you want to get Indian food!? New wave girl: What would Lou Reed do? -...

Girl #1: Aw, you look like a cute bum. Girl #2: Thanks! --Leon M. Goldstein High School Overheard by: Robert
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Thug: Hello ladies--give me some money, come on, show me what your workin' with! Girls: Sorry. Thug: If I had money I'd buy a box of frosted flakes, organic milk and you two on the side. Yeehaaa! -...

Yuppie mom to crying daughter: Sophie, put your jacket on or you're going to get sick and have to get shots! Detached father: Yeah, ten shots...and they'll hurt. --Bleecker & MacDougal Overheard by...

Teen girl #1: Ewwwwww. Teen girl #2: I know, and it wasn't even vomit! --Union Square
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