Quotes of the Day

"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog."

"Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get you wrong."

"Machines take me by surprise with great frequency."

"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."

"Not every story has explosions and car chases. That's why they have nudity and espionage."

"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it."

"The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends."

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe i...

"An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living."

"The best way out is always through."