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"DELAY" is the enemy of
efficiency,
"WAITING" is the enemy of
utilisation.
So,Don't delay
& Don't wait for anything
LOVLYSMS - 2 hours ago
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Amitabh:River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state!
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind,
ALL WERE SARDARS!!
LOVLYSMS - 2 hours ago
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how does a sardar dail
9444394443?
first he dails94443
then presses 'REDIAL'..
intellegent sardar...
LOVLYSMS - 2 hours ago
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Teacher-batao fan purling hai ya striling?
Sardar-Sir agar KHAITAN ka hai to Purling or USHA ka hai to striling hoga.
LOVLYSMS - 2 hours ago
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Jab se tumko dekha hain- mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subah ko
Shaam ko
Has-Has k bura haal ho gaya hain!
Oh my God!
aise bhi joker hote hain!
LOVLYSMS - 2 hours ago
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7 devils met me &they wanted to kill the woRld's most intelligent peRson.i gave them
uR addRess.
C.
How I fooled them and saved my Lyf
LOVLYSMS - 2 hours ago
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Pyar Kya Hai:-P=phone karnaY=yaad karnaA=aazadi khonaR=Rote rehna phone kab aayega... :)
LOVLYSMS - 2 hours ago
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Yaar ki yaari khub satayegi;
Akele me ek din khub yaad aayegi;
Us din kadar karoge yaar ki;
jis din yaar ki zindagi khatam ho jayegi
LOVLYSMS - 3 hours ago
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Kyahai DILki halat batana
nahiaata,kisiko aise tadpana
nahiaata,sunna chahtehai 1 baar
firaawaz unki,magar baatkarneka
bahaana nahiaata
LOVLYSMS - 6 hours ago
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Rahe WafaPe Chal Ke To Dekho Kisi Se
Dil Badal Ke To Dekho Aap Kahte Hai
Bewafa Hai Hum Wafa Ki Dagar Pe Chal
Ke To Dekho.
LOVLYSMS - 6 hours ago