La Shawn Barber's Corner

Nothing says “I love you” like a gift certificate from Planned Parenthood.
Available in increments of $25, Planned Parenthood’s certificates are the ideal gift in these tough economic times. Sprea...

Unless you’re running for lives, there is no reason to “stampede” anywhere.
May I be blunt? Anybody who stampedes a store trying to get to sales items is an idiot, a complete and total idiot. If ...

I’m thankful for:
A loving God whose grace is abundant. He is exceedingly merciful, and I’ll be eternally grateful;
A loving family, without whom I’d be lost in this indifferent world;
Having been ...

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La Shawn Barber
PO Box 55341
Santa Clarita CA 91385
Update:…and iTunes gift cards and…

Sometimes I wonder how much easier life would be if I weren’t a Christian.
I could, without a conscience or knowledge of the great and terrible truth of the wrath to come, do and say things I’m as...

Unless you’ve been living in a cave in the election’s aftermath (I like the “cave” motif), you’ve heard about groups of homosexuals “protesting” in the streets of Los Angeles, blocking traffic, gat...

Oh, how I wish my name were on this list. Blacklist me! Blacklist me!
Traditional marriage defenders, patronize those businesses. Call them up and say “Thank you!”
Man, I should have I’d donated ca...

When I want to clear my mind of politics, I let it drift toward ideas like Christian/biblical speculative fiction.
As you know, unless you’re living in a cave, the movie “Twilight” hits theaters th...

If I hear the theme song to this show one more time:
…I’m going to climb that hill and jump into the fire. AHHHHHHHHHH!
(Nine-year-olds really dig Disney.)

It’s about 50 degrees in DC (former home) right now. Not bad.
But it’s 86 degrees in SoCal (new home). Clear, balmy, and slightly breezy. In the middle of November. I officially don’t know how to ...