the true-life diary of a thirty-something, soon-to-be-divorced, ocd knitter who has four cats. because nothing is sexier than a divorced woman with four cats.
Donde esta el coffee? Abajo el perro. 2 days ago Read More
So I spent most of the New Year's holiday with this character:
More specifically, I spent my New Year's Eve doing this:
Truly, he was the best date I've had in years! You know I don't really ever t...
Happy New Year 2009! 6 days ago Read More
Los Angeles is cold and shrouded today, a big thick blanket of heavy fog is just sitting on downtown and the valleys and it feels toasty inside and wintery out. New years start out one way and end ...
Merry Christmas! 15 days ago Read More
Merry Christmas and bon voyage to 2008 .. it's been a wacky, crazy, happy, hairy, upside-down, right-side-up-again year. I'm ready for a little break before a new year starts again.
Here are some ...
I saw you (and him) walking in the rain... 22 days ago Read More
That title is from one of my favorite eighties songs, "The Rain" by Oran "Juice" Jones. My favorite line from the song is "You know my first impulse was to run up on you and do a Rambo!" but that d...
Mexican Standoff at the O.K. Cat Corral! 27 days ago Read More
Someone apparently needed a bath and didn't really want one. It's not all fun and games around here, folks, there is drama! Action! Intensity!
Also this weekend there will be mad rushing! Because ...
It's the end of the world as we know it. 28 days ago Read More
Drew called me last night.
"Guess why I can't go to the gym?" he asked.
"Oh, fun!" I said. Because trust me when I tell you I will be calling in sick at the gym for a long time to come. I love thi...
Arms and legs and spaces in between 31 days ago Read More
My leg is much better. I'm practically a healing machine, I am certain of it. I have a lot of theories about why my body betrayed me and I have finally decided it's because I haven't been drinking ...