Cookie and the Geese 18 days ago Original link 
So, sweet internet, I'm sorry it's been a while since my last post, but we've been busy beavers over here. And that is because last Friday, our awesome, adorable Cookie turned 30! Thirty! Which con...
Whole Wide World 35 days ago Original link
Aw, you guys! Just...honestly. Y'all are so nice. Seriously, all of those sweet comments?! LOOK HOW NICE YOU PEOPLE ARE. I don't deserve you! You are all rocking and kick ass and good looking and w...
ReDox 55 days ago Original link
So, in short:
1. I am alive.
2. Thank you for asking.
3. Things were not okay.
4. But now they are better.
That's...pretty much the whole of it. Hello, y'all.
I've been dreading this entry for a l...
I Am The Internet's Bitch 278 days ago Original link
(I was actually going to name this entry "I Am The Bitch Of The Internet," but know what? That sounds not very friendly. "Reigning unfriendly bitch" is not something to which I aspire. Instead, wha...
Day 6: LOL CRAP 332 days ago Original link
Hello! I am back! And I am up to my eyeballs in work again. Which rocks, as normal, in my usual manner of being exceedingly lame.
But, hey! I did go to Vail, though. Which was not lame, but not muc...
Working For A Living 339 days ago Original link
I know. I KNOW. I was supposed to be back forever ago, and I reconciled with the internet and we made out and everything was just all fucking peachy over there two weeks ago, but since then, I have...
I Interrupt this broadcast 347 days ago Original link
I just deleted a VERY LONG ENTRY. By accident. I don't want to talk about it.
Here is the short version of those many, many paragraphs:
It's my Daddy's birthday. As you can imagine, we are feeling...
Day 5: Super Mottled 348 days ago Original link
Hi! Remember when I said I would be back on Monday? I meant Tuesday. Of...the next week. Sigh.
I am sorry. I lied to you and told you a story that was made of snips and snails and falsehoods, but t...
Day Four: Arrested Development 359 days ago Original link
Quick one today, because I am about to go get a drink with Cookie, and if I do not hurry it up, she will come and smack me in the head with a stapler. Everyone around here knows that it is very imp...
