Go Fug Yourself

At last! The Top Model finale is upon us! I'm sure you're all very busy right now in preparation -- reassembling your shrine to Tyra, practicing your runway strut, and sacrificing that goat -- but....

As the esteemed Tim Gunn would say, this is a whole lotta look.As wallpaper for a glamorous powder room in a house I don't own, I LOVE it. As a dress, I am a bit less invested. poll by twiigs.com.....

ROBERT PATTINSON: Hello, my angel. [Snicker] I see you managed to get here without breaking any bones. [Chuckle]KRISTEN STEWART: You know, we wrapped the movie a long time ago. You can break...
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Did you know that Amber Valletta here was in a TV movie called Hysteria: The Def Leppard Story in 2001? As was Mr. Tori Spelling, Dean McDermott, AND Anthony Michael Hall. I can't BELIEVE I...
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For the sake of my forehead wrinkles, I need to stop venting about Little J and The Haircut (although I might name my first imaginary band that; my second one, which clearly will shoot to great fam...

I am kind of in love with Juliette Lewis now: No joke, I am 100% sure Joan Collins owns this and has worn it in public -- sans, of course, the flesh-toned fringed shoes that make it look as though....

Remember Fashion Plates? It was this awesome toy during my childhood in the 80s where you could mix and match tops and bottoms to design fabulously over-the-top outfits, most of which were...
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So, at least AnnaLynne "Drunkface" McCord looks totally sober here:Which is kind of unfortunate, because that means she was of sound mind when she decided to pop over to the Twilight premiere dress...

Thanks to the antics of pioneer Kristen Bell and all her successors, we here at GFY are well-versed in the evils of stumpophrenia -- the disease that grips a starlet in its withered talons and forc...

It's been over three years since I last solo-fugged Jenny Lewis of Rilo Kiley on this site (she got nailed once more in 2007, but she was being upstaged by the zombified lunacy of Milla Jovovich's....